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Whew! That should be enough space. And Now Iolaus in the Underworld
Iolaus was awaiting Charon's boat to take him to the other side. Hades appeared in front of him and said, "Wait a minute. Is Hercules behind you anywhere? I mean, because if he is, we can just save us all some grief and send you right back before I process you."
Iolaus sighed while checking one last time behind him. "Um, nope...I guess not."
Hades grinned, and a clipboard materialized in his hand. "Well, okay; let's get down to business then. I'm just having a bit of a hard time weighing out your admission to the Elysian fields. Looks like you're short one good deed, Iolaus."
"Hey! Watch it with the short jokes."
"Well," the Lord of the Dead said, "if you can point to one REALLY GOOD DEED-- you're in." Iolaus thought for a moment and says, "Yeah, there was this one time when I was standing around in Sumeria, minding my own business when this gang of Dahak worshippers were attacking this poor girl. I rushed to help her. Infuriated, I marched up to them, grabbed a really huge candle stick , and walked up to the leader of the gang, a Huge Guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the Dahak gang formed a circle around me. So, I ripped the leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Laid him out. Then I turned and yelled at the rest of them, 'Leave this poor innocent girl alone! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'"
Hades, impressed, says, "Really? When did this happen?"
"Oh, about two minutes ago."
"Okay, Iolaus, you're in. Just step into the boat and..."
Iolaus backed up knowing that if he ever got in the boat with Charon, he'd never be able to return to the living. Knowing Hercules must be looking around for him, he decided to use some stalling techniques he'd learned in the East. "Um...got any Drammamine? I mean I get really Styx sick right after I'm dead. Charon wouldn't want me messing up his lovely boat."
"Wait a minute! You didn't say nuthin' about hauling some guy with a weak stomach across in my boat. Ain't NO way that'll happen. I remember the last one over. It took me ages just to get the smell out. We're not going one length until I'm sure that guy isn't gonna toss his baklava," demanded Charon.
"Okay, okay! We'll wait for just a bit until Iolaus gains his bearings. Then it's off to the Elysian Fields for you buddy," frowned Hades.
"Whew!" thought Iolaus. "Hurry up, Herk...I don't know how much longer I can hold this up."
Oinkment.
Okay, here's part two. Just a reminder that this is a spoiler joke.
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Pt 2
In the meantime, Hercules was searching desperately for a way to get Iolaus back. The problem was, he didn't really know where Iolaus was. Since he met his demise in Sumeria, Herk had assumed his friend went to that land. In fact, the god of the Sumerian Underworld had told him as much. However, Hercules had a strange feeling that he was lying. He just didn't have a face one could trust.
Hercules considered not going back to Greece at all to look for him, but then he remembered he left the forge burning. "Darn! Why does this always happen? I'll probably get back, and it'll already be turned off." Yet, the demigod did not want to scorch the earth and become known as a hot little number. Therefore, he headed dutifully back to Greece one last time.
Unfortunately, Hercules ran into a simpleton known as Really Trytoruinourshow. Herk felt pity on RT, as he had taken to calling him, as he listened to his dilemma. "I don't know what to do, Hercules. I gave up everything just to become a farmer. But nothing seems to be working out."
Salmoneus comes upon the duo and says, "Greetings, Hercules and strange little man." Salmoneus pulls Hercules aside, "I'm not sure you'll want to associate with him. See he's been coming to me for the last few days buying baby chicks."
"What's wrong with that?" the demigod asked.
"He came to me two weeks ago while I was minding my brother-in-law's co-op and told me, 'Give me 100 baby chickens.' I complied. A week later the man returns and says, 'Give me 200 baby chickens.' Once again I sold him the baby chickens. Today he showed up again and this time he says, 'Give me 500 baby chickens.' I'm thinking, "Wow!"
Hercules turned to RT and said, "You really must be doing well with the baby chickens."
"Naw," said the RT with a sigh. "I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!"
Hercules grimaced at this revelation and decided to keep a close eye on someone as ignorantly cruel as this man appeared to be.
"Hey, can I go with you to help find your friend?" RT asked.
Hercules's eyes narrowed as he considered the request. He hadn't told anyone, not even Salmoneus, that he was looking for his friend. He decided to allow him to accompany him so that he could keep an eye on this cruel little man.
Only one, but it really has to want to change.
Remember this spoiler thingy again.
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Iolaus in the Underworld part 3
Iolaus was trying to keep occupied by helping Charon keep inventory. He had a checklist that Hades had left him just before he zapped out to take care of trouble in Tartarus. This last customer of Charon's was being difficult. She had the money, but the obviously snooty older woman was looking down her nose at Charon and Iolaus. Iolaus tried to make light conversation and said, "Just how did you come to be here?" He missed the signals that Charon was making as he asked that question. Charon hissed and sat down in the boat.
"Well, I'm not sure it's any of your business, young man, but since you asked I shall tell you. You see, it was a cold blustery day..."
"Pick up the pace, Sister!" snarled Charon.
"Well, I never..."
"That's obvious too, hehehe," chuckled Charon while Iolaus tried to stifle a giggle himself.
"Ahem! As I was saying, it was very cold, and I spotted this obnoxious young man, RT I think is what he called himself. He was wearing a suede cloak, and I just said, 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?'
He replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.' And here I am. Now, if it isn't too much trouble, kindly take me to the other side, little man."
"Oh, I see, your high and mightiness wants the scenic route to Tartarus, huh?" Charon sneered as he rowed away.
Iolaus kicked over a rock while waiting around. Hades dematerialized just a hand's length away, and Iolaus jumped into the air. "Hey! Don't ever do that! You almost scared me to ....Oh...nevermind. What do you want, Hades?"
"I can't believe you would have to ask that. Come on...Let's go; I'm sure your stomach has settled by now. Charon?! Oh no! What have you done with Charon? Is he in on your little plot to just keep hanging around? What did you promise him? Dancing girls? An outboard motor? Hey! How did you get over here in the first place? You weren't killed in Greece. You were suppose to be that Dumbwazi or UmWhat'she, or whatever."
"Well," he said with a grin and patting a dead tree trunk (as if there'd be any other kind on the other side), "it's a long story."
"Why did I know you were going to say that?" Hades asked as he sat down.
"See, I first felt this little chest pain..."
I forgot to give you the answer to the last spoiler line joke a month ago.
Okay, what do Sweet potatoes wear to bed? Their Yammies
Now we return to our story...
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The first night there was pretty spooky. It took me awhile to relax, so when I finally got to sleep, I heard all of this racket. I got up quietly to see 15 Baachai standing around this zombie looking guy. They were all excited because the zombie was covered in blood. They were insisting that he show them where he got all the blood. He said, "Nah, just leave me alone...I'm exhausted." But they were all, "No, no show us. We won't leave you alone until you do." So he was like, "Okay, Okay...anything to get some sleep!"
"Well I was pretty curious about that myself. So, I quietly followed them. Suddenly we stopped in the middle of the jungle. He said, 'See that big tree?' and they all said, "yeah!" Then he said, 'Well, I didn't'. It was a weird first night. I rushed back to my little spot waiting for someone to come and get me."
Hades sighed, "Well, I think we can all guess who that someone might be."
A Flat Minor
Okay, now I wonder what is happening with our hero on the surface?
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Meanwhile, back on solid ground in Sumeria, Hercules continued his journey back to find his friend. He was becoming increasingly annoyed at RT's (Really Tryingtoruionourshow) constant babbling. The demigod longed for his "brother of the heart's" babbling since he could at least follow the direction Iolaus was trying to go. RT's took on the characteristic of a know-it-all. He had all kinds of "suggestions" for Hercules...how he should look for Iolaus...the clothes he should wear...and even told Hercules never to cut his hair. This really perturbed Hercules as he had been considering doing that very thing. When Herk had finally had enough, they ran into Benny the Nomad who might have some information about Iolaus and the dead.
In the great desert lived a band of nomads. Their leader, Benny, had risen to his rank due to his magnificent beard. His people believed a man's strength and courage came from his beard, and thus the man with the biggest beard was their chief. RT followed after Hercules and the great leader. They were talking about Iolaus and how special a hero he was for Iolaus's bravery had even reached into the land of the Bedoins. While following, RT began to make plans for Benny's future. "Excuse me Benny," he said
"Yes small annoying man? What would you request of the great Benny?" he asked in a huge booming voice.
"Well, Ya know, Herk here has been wanting to cut his hair, but I told him that he couldn't. He just wouldn't look good in short hair. But you, you would look great without that scraggly beard. I think ya ought to shave it off. What do you think, Herk?" "I think he looks just fine; now drop it. Sorry Benny, he's always trying to nose into other people's business," muttered Hercules.
Now Benny was stroking his long beard and began to ponder the suggestion. After leading the band for many years, Benny began to fell uncomfortable wearing the beard, in this hot and dusty land. He wanted to shave it off, so he called his council together to get their advice. When he said he wanted to shave, the councilmen were shocked. One said, "Do you not remember the ancient legend, Sire. The leader who removes his beard is cursed and made into a piece of earthenware."
"But this wise man traveling with Hercules says it will be better if I do shave." I know all about this legend, but being a modern man, I scoff at the tale," replied the leader Being headstrong, he went ahead and got RT to cut and scrape away his once magnificent beard. As the final whisker was cut off, Benny said, "I know exactly where Iolaus is and how you can get him back...You see, he's," suddenly a huge dust storm came up. It lasted only a few seconds, and when it cleared, there was a man-sized clay vessel where only moments before had stood their leader.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Hercules. "I can't believe you did this to this poor man. What do you have to say for yourself?"
RT remarked, "Um...I guess a Benny shaved is a Benny Urned."
Your nose is touching the ceiling.
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"Okay, Iolaus...stop your stalling. How did you get here from Sumeria?" asked Ares.
"Well, as I was saying, I was a little nervous that first night, but I was sure Herk would reach me. Well, he always has in the past," he muttered sadly.
"Tell me about it!" said Hades.
"So, I woke up feeling really weird. It was not like any time before. I hurt. I've never hurt before. You know, it's like boom! Then peace, happiness, joy, you know...well, I know I get a little uptight when it first happens, but NO PAIN! This time my chest still hurt like crazy. Then I felt this Dumwazusi, whatever, grab me by the vest. I could have sworn I heard Hercules's voice..and Nebula's too. This guy handed me over to this really hideous creature, and the creature shoved me. The next thing I know, I'm no longer in Sumeria, but here in my own underworld," said Iolaus.
"Okay, well...now that we know Hercules isn't coming for you, when Charon comes back, you'll need to cross over. I'm sorry, Iolaus it's the rules."
Suddenly several knights from King Mathias's court stumble to the River Styx and gasped. "Is this where we cross over?"
"See, Iolaus, some people want to come into my realm, and yes it is. If you'll just wait for Charon to get back, you can go after this man."
"Hey, you can go first," offered the hunter. "Why don't you tell us what happened to you?"
"Well," began oneknight, "You know that King Matthais lives at the bottom of a very tall hill. On top of the hill there was a pot of gold guarded by two golden fingers. One day the king ran out of gold. He thought it would be a good idea to take the gold from the top of the hill. It was a very dangerous job, so the king sent all of the knights in the castle. We rode up the hill. As soon as we reached the golden fingers, we died."
"Bummer, Man!" exclaimed Iolaus. Suddenly several nobles flooded the shore.
They greeted the knights and continued the story, "This is where we go across isn't it? I guess, we know the answer already considering you knights here as well. That blasted king was very sad, but he still needed the gold. So the king decided to send the nobles. Same result."
"Wow, Hades. Can't we watch to see these terrible fingers work?" asked Iolaus.
Hades knew Iolaus was just stalling, but he was getting curious too. So, the god of the Underworld opened a window to the outside world to see the events unfold. The only people left in the castle were the pages who were training to be knights. The king really, really wanted the gold, so he decided to send the pages. They rode to the top of the hill. As soon as they went through the golden fingers, they got the pot of gold. They took the gold to thehappy king. They all lived happily ever after. ...
Iolaus shook his head and said in wonder, I guess this means you should let your pages do the walking through the yellow fingers."
"That's it!" Hades shouted. "You're going over if I have to carry you piggy back across the River myself."
Just then, a vortex opened into the Underworld and out spilled a pathetic looking Jester. It was bizarre to see someone look so much like Iolaus, and yet so unlike him at the same time. Hades gasped, "Who are you and what are you doing in my Kingdom?"
"I, um...I dunno," he said with a nervous giggle. "Oh you! Hey, where are we? Oh yeah, the Underworld..That means...we're both..."
"Dead," stated Iolaus flatly. Looks like it's for real this time."
"Yeah," mumbled the Jester. "I thought he'd grab me back again. I guess I just pushed him over the edge this time."
"Okay, I'm afraid to ask...what happened?" asked an exasperrated Hades.
"See, I loved puns and annoyed the Sovereign with them all day long. Finally, the He was so fed up that the Sov said, 'If you don't stop with the puns, I'll be forced to hang you!' I guess I couldn't contain myself because I replied, 'Well, no noose is good noose!' They hung me the next day. So, here I am."
Suddenly a gauntlet sheathed arm thrust out of a small vortex and pulled the whiny Jester back into his own world. Iolaus looked up hopefully at Hades and grinned.
"I guess this means, I'm not really dead."
"I wouldn't count on that thought just yet," growled a hideous voice through the darkness. Hades cringed to hear evil incarnate laugh.
What is a vampire's favorite sport? Baseball...He likes the bats.
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The god of the underworld almost fell into the river Styxx as the evil demon grabbed Iolaus by the scruff of his neck. "I have plans; walk with me; talk with me."
"No! Hades, where's Charon when you need him? I'll go with you. I'm not going anywhere with you! You....you...thing you."
"Oh snappy comeback, Iolaus! We'll have to work on your delivery, if I'm going to move in there," growled the creature.
"Wait, if you think your...moving? Moving in where? Oh nonononono!" he shuddered. There's no way You're getting me now. Stay back, Whoever you are! You may be dead....but I'll make you deader than dead..." shouted the golden hunter.
The creature stopped his approach and looked to Hades. Looking confused himself, the god simply shrugged his shoulders.
"You have NO choice, Iolaus. You're mine...I already have your body. RT says I need your soul too. BTW, the name's Dahok!" rasped the entity as he pulled Iolaus away.
Hades made a lunge for him, but the demon was too quick. Just then Charon pulled up in the boat. As the boat touched the land, Hades kicked it in anger.
"Heya! Watch what youse are doin' to the boat. What's your problem, anyway?" grumbled Charon.
"Some idiot named Dahok came here and pulled Iolaus out of here," Hades spat out.
"Hooboy, are you gonna be in trouble when the big guy gets down here to take him back!" said Charon shaking his head.
"I don't even want to think about it," Hades replied.
Meanwhile, Hercules and RT were running short of money. Salmoneus didn't have any to loan him, so Herk suggested that they get temporary jobs. RT went to Aphrodite's temple. Her High Priestess offered RT 500 dinars to buy paint and paint the temple. Well RT went out bought some paint and started painting the temple. He discovered that he was using more paint than he expected; so RT added some thinner to the paint. It still covered but not as well as it did at first. He still was using more paint than he wanted to use so RT added still more thinner to the paint. Well the paint was too thin cover well, but he still kept on painting. All of a sudden there was a bolt of lighting and a loud feminine voice from the sky proclaimed, "Repaint and thin no more."
Hercules rushed to RT's aid only to see him tumble from the roof. The demigod caught him just before he hit the ground.
Answer...A Buck An Ear
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Iolaus cringed when he felt the evil entity slide his hand on his shoulder. "I want us to be friends, Iolaus because we're going to be very close to each other in a few moments. You are going to be my grand entrance into the world," hissed the demon.
"Oh I think I have something to say about this. Don't ever think I will be close to you. And if you think for one moment that I'll be close to you, you're demented," growled Iolaus.
"And your point is?" laughed Dahak. "You're going to help me regardless. Now hold still so I can see if you're the right size!"
"When Tartarus freezes over!" screamed Iolaus. He threw himself at the demon hitting Dahak right in his chest with his feet. Dahak transformed into stone just as the HERO struck him and crumpled to the floor. Dahak seemed to melt into a formless goop. It traveled to the semi-conscious Iolaus and enveloped him. Deep within the "new" Iolaus, the "real" Iolaus released a silent shout for help.
"Yeah," said Dahak, "A perfect fit. And shut up in here...you're giving me a headache. There's nothing you can do now but enjoy the ride." With a hideous cackle, he disappeared.
When Hercules and RT finally made it to Corinth, Iphicles had rooms waiting for them in the castle. Hercules' brother was pacing in the room muttering to himself. "Iphicles, calm down or you'll have to have the royal carpenters build a new floor. What's the problem?" Hercules asked.
"It's this new cult in the land. I have no idea where it cropped up, but it's causing problems. There's even a new monastery outside of Thebes dedicated to their strange god. Maybe you've heard of him, Dahak?" asked Iphicles with a scowl across his handsome features (NZKS alert).
RT choked and excused himself to get a breath of fresh air. Hercules looked confused as the name crawled over his mind. He was sure he had prevented the demon from entering the world, and now he was being worshipped in Thebes?
"Yes, he's the one who...," Herk just couldn't say it. Iphicles walked over to his brother and laid a comforting hand on his shoulder. "I just can't bring myself to say it."
"Then don't...for now, believe that it never happened. He's not dead; he's just a little wrapped up for the moment," replied Iphicles.
"Yeah, anyway, what's happening with this monastery?" asked Hercules.
"Well, these monks are supposed to be serious all of the time. Last week, there was a monk living in a monastery who went around being happy all the time. All the other monks thought he was crazy. He wandered around in the flower gardens all day, smelling the flowers and singing and laughing to himself. The other monks just couldn’t stand it anymore. He was ruining their meditations. So the one of the priests became determined to cure this monk of his happiness. He called several healers in to work with this cheery monk, but all of them left, unsuccessful at curing him. The monk still wandered around the gardens, smelling the flowers. Finally, the priest tried his last resort--summoned a short, blond guy named Hugh. Hugh came in, spent 15 minutes with the monk, and the monk was cured; now he's just as evil and serious as the rest of them. I guess only Hugh can prevent florist friars."
Hercules said with a grimace, "I miss Iolaus."
From last month: What building has the most stories? A library
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Meanwhile, RT ran off to Thebes to let Dahak know that Hercules was back home. He ran all the way to the monastery. He kept looking over his shoulder since he was beginning to get a little nervous at what he'd put into play. It was because of this he crashed into Dahak. The demon turned around and looked ominous in his black robes. When he pushed the hood back, RT gasped at the being who looked like Iolaus. "I know you let me in here, but I can destroy you. You are aware of that, aren't you?" Dahak sneered.
"Um...but I...I mean that you... what's the point if you destroy me?" asked a confused RT. "You're here to destroy Iola...I mean Hercules."
"Ahahaha. I see you have something against Iolaus here? He is a squirmy little cuss, isn't he? I can't seem to get really comfortable in here with all his fidgeting around. Can you believe he's actually fighting me?"
"Well, yeah...I have this little question. I mean with Hope, and probably many other children, why didn't you enter the world through one of them. I mean...I thought that WAS the plan?" RT asked nervously.
"Well, until you suggested Iolaus, that was exactly what I was going to do with one of the twins," he said in his hideous voice.
"Twins?"
"Yes, there was this concubine of mine who had twins. She was a little nervous about my...use of them; so, she sent them away. One went to a family in Egypt and was named "Amahl." The other was sent to Gaul, and the family that raised him named him "Juan." Here, I have this little painting of Juan. Doesn't he look quite handsome?" the distortion of Iolaus said.
RT looked at the bizarre creature with two heads and three noses. "Um...Nice, yeah, he...a...looks nice. Hey, do you have a painting of 'Amahl'?" He asked curiously.
Dahak shook his head and replied, "No...But if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amahl."
"Y...Yeah. Well, I'd better get back to Hercules before he notices that I've gone. Watch out for Iolaus, I mean, he may be small, but he's pretty clever actually, and he might find a way out of this yet," RT warned.
"What?!" Dahak growled. The earth trembled; the sky darkened, and RT ran light a little frightened bunny.
"Okay, I terrified him; now will you be still for one single minute?" asked Dahak of Iolaus. "[Sigh] I didn't think so."
Answer: An Udder Catastrophe
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RT managed to join Hercules along the path on the way to Thebes. "Um ...Look Hercules, I know you had your heart set on Thebes, but...um..Look why don't we go to Corinth. You really didn't get to spend that much time with your brother, and I'm sure he'd be just tickled pink to get to see you again."
"RT! I just saw him, and I have to get to Thebes. You heard about that worship of Dahak there! Well, I just have to get there and take care of that demon before I continue my search for Iolaus...Anyway, I'm off to Thebes. Look, if you're getting scared, you can go back to Corinth," said Hercules understandingly.
"No. If you're going to Thebes, well...I'm going to Thebes. But Man! I'm so hungry I could eat a Hydra! Can't we stop along the way for some food?" RT whimpered.
Hercules felt a little sorry for his traveling companion, and felt a sense of loss for his buddy who also loved a good meal. "Okay," replied the demigod, "We'll stop at the tavern in the next village. I know it has great food at a reasonable price."
RT smiled as he'd heard of that particular tavern as well. There was a certain beauty named Meg who worked there he was particularly fond of.
The walked on quietly until they entered the tavern. Hercules found the table closest to the door in case they needed to make a speedy retreat. Hercules had been traveling with RT a little too long to not notice the trouble they'd always seemed to encounter. He wouldn't be disappointed this time either.
Meg was wearing a low cut blue gown, and the woman sauntered over to their table with an irresistable grin. "Hiya, cuties. I'm here to take your orders personally. Okay, guys what would you like?" she asked.
RT looked up at her and said with a sickening grin, "A quickie."
"What? You gotta lot of nerve with my boyfriend over there!" she said as she stomped back to the bar. Her boyfriend served up the ale and looked like a match for Herc's strength. Hercules just shook his head and said, "Will you behave?"
"What?" asked RT.
Meg finally calmed down and strolled back to their table. "All right, gents. What would you like?" she asked again. To Hercules' horror, RT replied again, "A quickie!" She was really flustered this time and slapped the fool out of RT and stomped back to her boyfriend.
The very big man was on his way crawling over the bar when Hercules grabbed RT by the scruff of the neck. As they made their escape, the demigod got a quick look at the menu. Tossing RT through the air to land on a pile of straw and other things, Hercules growled, "That's QUICHE, YOU IDIOT!"
RT picked himself up, dusted off the other things, and simply said, "Oh, well you don't have to shout. I'm sure Dahak/Iolaus heard that all the way back to Thebes."
Hercules spun around and looked him in the face, "Dahak/Iolaus? I never said anything about Iolaus being with Dahak."
"Um...well, I'm sure you did...way back there with Salmoneus...I'm sure you, well, you must have told me somewhere," muttered a very skittish RT.
The hero's eyes narrowed as he took a step closer to RT, "Just what do you know, little man?"
More to come!
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